I don't think blondes are dumb but their jokes are funny so here’s blonde joke part 3?

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning


Building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding


a blanket for them to jump into.





The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to


survive!"





The Brunette jumps and SWISHES! The firemen yank the blanket away...the


Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.


"C'mon! Jump! You got to jump!' say the firemen to the


Redhead.


"Oh no! You're going to pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.





"No! Its Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with


Redheads!"





"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The


Firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like


a pancake.





Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again,The firemen yell


"Jump! You have to jump!"





"No way! You're just going to pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.





"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"





"Look," the Blonde says, "Nothing you say is going to


Convince me that you're not going to pull the blanket away! So what I want you


to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."





=D





The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a


Complaint of pains all over her body.





"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the


places that hurt.





The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her


finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!"


again.





The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?








"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"





The Doc answered, "Your fingers broken."





=D





A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he


entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by


reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F."





He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, Puzzled, and said


"T-G-I-F" again.





He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."The blonde was trying


to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as


possible, "T-G-I-F" another time.





The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a Quizzical expression,


"S-H-I-T."


The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she


said, "T-G-I-F,Thank Goodness it’s Friday, get it?"








The man answered,"S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, its Thursday."





=D





Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.


If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.





One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old


lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."


ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.








The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most


Beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too,


disappeared.





The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."


ZAP!





=D





A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.


She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very


reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.





After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the


shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own


alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"





The shopkeeper said, "By all means, is my guest. Maybe


You’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"





Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching


herself an alligator.





Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young


woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a


huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the


creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying


nearby were several more of the dead creatures.





The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator


on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this


One isn't wearing any shoes either!"





Star if you want me to add part 4 =D

I don't think blondes are dumb but their jokes are funny so here’s blonde joke part 3?
very funny.....cute


excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...lmao
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Reply:oh my goodness the last 2 are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply:All your blond jokes are so funny!!!
Reply:very funny! star!
Reply:mmpphhh..hwahahaahahaahahah..I laughed loudly in my office!!!



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