The best excuse ever guys yes or not?

Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed with a strange woman.














She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."











He says, "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?"











She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your story. And this had Better be good!"











He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying.


I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house.


She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.


She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you wore once, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought and wore only twice. I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you never served me. I showed her to the door . She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me profusely.











But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked me.......


"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"

The best excuse ever guys yes or not?
probably the stove too. lol





Drew( serpentkingd) took my first answer so i changed it!!





i will kick his @ss later!!!





lol!!
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Oh God........... was a great excuse. hahaha
Reply:HAHA.. That was a good one.
Reply:lol


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Reply:excellent have a Star
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHA.....4 stars for u....and i know men have a lot more in their pockets to make fool of their wives.....braveo........works well....LLLOOOLLLL
Reply:lol
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!


A Rusty hammer is no good, lol.!!!


Cheers Chris.!!
Reply:She cant complain to that hehehehehhehehe star
Reply:better not try that on Loz, ho ho ho


starred
Reply:Awesome! Totally wrong, totally true! Awesome!
Reply:HAHAHAHA....WOW! THATS GREAT! STAR FOR U! I LOVE UR JOKES! THERE HILARIOUS! =]
Reply:oh


that


was


verry


witty


but quite


gay


you


twat


:)
Reply:HAHAHA love it!
Reply:wonder what she didn't use lol
Reply:Brilliant pmsl


10/10


star
Reply:LOL!


Nice one!


A star for u!!
Reply:LOL, love it! - got to be the best excuse!
Reply:good for him!
Reply:hahaha now that is really very funny. lol



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